A few years back my dad and I went to this kitschy tourist trap in York called the York Dungeon that was basically a series of live action Horrible Histories vignettes and one of them was a crooked court where the judge would call guests up, ask where they were from, and read out their crimes before passing judgement. My dad got picked and the judge asked where he was from and when he said “Texas” the judge immediately declared him guilty and sentenced him to death