Macbeth:
I legitimately just laughed for five minutes straight. Tears are leaking from mine eyes. My stomach is burning. I actually cannot stop.
Oh my gawd, I laughed so hard my face hurts.
FRIENDLY REMINDER THAT TREES LITERALLY ATTACK ISENGARD BECAUSE TOLKIEN WAS SO FUCKING PISSED OFF THAT SHAKESPEARE PROMISED MOVING TREES AND ALL HE GOT WAS DUDES HOLDING BRANCHES
of course he was
Also Tolkien: I was so excited about that whole no man of woman born thing too. Like bitch no I was not thinking Caeserian, I wanted to see a chick as king of scotland we were robbed