sushigrade:

tankdyke:

princecharmingtobe:

tankdyke:

alexithetransformingknight:

tankdyke:

i wish bards weren’t turned into the jokey silly class of thots, for zero reason other than the fact that i cannot comprehend them being able to cast power word kill

They can cast power word kill???

according to roll20 they can

pompous skinny human man in puffy pants: anyways heres wonderwall [strums lute]

enemy barbarian: [dies instantly]

Obviously Power Word Kill is just Vicious Mockery turned up to 11. You insult them so hard they just die on the spot.

then hecklers at my sold-out fiddle performance of the year better be ready for my dumb face to be the last thing they see before the force of me saying “suck my balls you motherfucker” shatters their skull on impact

SSSSSSSHOT THROUGH THE HEART

AND I’M TO BLAME

Originally posted by nick-hesh