Silver Tongue

severalowls:

bigwordsandsharpedges:

mysteryseeker:

severalowls:

maestropear:

evilkillerpoptarts:

severalowls:

I’m absolutely not against robits in the home, I think the possibilities are really cool but like… Alright actually, here’s a side by side comparison: 

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Alexa can play Skyrim tho

Damn you’re right.

I’m on mobile can somebody add that as a point for Roomba.

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here you go

Roomba creates maps of the inside of your house

You’re like the 400th person to add this so:

This is the outline of my bedroom, with approximate furniture. Information I might not want handed out to the government or corporations or whatever. Not even including dubious terrain like rugs and clutter:

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Here’s what a roomba, at floor level, with clutter and obstructions and stuff-under-stuff might be able to ‘map’ as navigable area:

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This is completely useless to anybody except people developing robot vaccuums who might want diagnostic data. This isn’t even close to the level of Alexa’s microphone bollocks. Hit Alexa with a hammer, Roomba is… Safe, for now.

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