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chucktaylorupset: “ averruncusho: “ smallest-feeblest-boggart: “ #i’ll ask a rich person where the trash is#and they’re like ‘oh right here’#then lead me down 2 hallways through a secret passage and into a cellar#and the trash is in the farthest...

chucktaylorupset:

averruncusho:

smallest-feeblest-boggart:

#i’ll ask a rich person where the trash is#and they’re like ‘oh right here’#then lead me down 2 hallways through a secret passage and into a cellar#and the trash is in the farthest corner of the cellar in its own closet#and it’s sensor-activated

why are these tags so funny

THE BIN OF AMONTILLADO

There is nowhere to throw away trash in a rich man’s house except in his face

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