incog-nemo:

glumshoe:

You wake in the night with your arm hanging over the side of your bed. It is still dark, and your bedroom is shrouded in deep shadow. Something unseen seizes your hand.

You grasp it tightly, knowing that first impressions are important and a firm, confident handshake will establish dominance.

A hollow voice echos under your bed, shaking you to your core,
“You’re hired.”

to be fair, working for the demons under the bed probably has better pay than the capitalist hellscape we live in now

Reblogged 9 months ago from rockboci (Originally from glumshoe)
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