Silver Tongue

*robin voice* S L A D E

adurot:

glumshoe:

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Deathstroke: D I C K

Robin: excuse me whAT

Deathstroke: oh sorry I thought we were on a first name basis

Robin: wait. Slade is—

Deathstroke: on my birth certificate, yes

Robin: what the fuck. what the fuck.

Deathstroke: look Dick I don’t know why you’re reacting like—

Robin: you can’t call me that!

Deathstroke: Richard?

Robin: NO!!!

Deathstroke: well what would you have me call you if not your name

Robin: Robin! you call me Robin!

Deathstroke: well that doesn’t seem fair. you’ve never called me Deathstroke once in your life.

Robin: I can’t believe it. you put SLADE on your fucking taxes. your name. is SLADE. you signed your homework. as SLADE.

Deathstroke: if it makes you feel any better I definitely don’t pay taxes

Robin: your mom probably wrote SLADE inside your underwear

Deathstroke: can I get you some water or something

Robin: you went to the zoo and looked for SLADE on the tacky gift shop merchandise

Deathstroke: if you’re done I’d like to get back to murdering you

Robin: WHO NAMES A BABY SLADE

Starfire: Friend Robin, what has made you so angry?

Robin: SLADE!

Raven: well there’s a surprise

Robin: that’s his NAME. his fucking NAME. 

Cyborg: wait. you mean like. his NAME name? 

Robin: YES. Slade’s name. is SLADE.

Beast Boy: dude

Robin: it’s just SICK

Cyborg: hey Rob have you ever considered uh. googling him

Robin: what?

Cyborg: or looking him up in the white pages

Robin: who?

Cyborg: Mr. Wilson

Robin: who the fuck is Mr. Wils–oh my god

Cyborg: yeah

Robin: oh my GOD. like the–

Cyborg: like the soccer ball from Castaway

Robin: SLADE WILSON????????

Cyborg: THAT’S WHAT I’M SAYING!!!

Robin: ‘Mr. Wilson’ sounds like the name of a divorced middle-aged father of three

Cyborg: Wilson! WILSONNNNN!

Robin: WILSON!!!!

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sorry

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this was an amazing episode I can’t believe they had to take it off the air due to all the F bombs

LAST ONE I PROMISE

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Yeah. They didn’t want to say “Death” on the cartoon.

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