worstdoctorsyndrome:

lost-my-leeches:

I was wearing my plague doctor mask in the house this morning, and little did my mother know I had a kazoo inside the beak. Now I put this together in like three seconds so I was flipping my head around trying to get the kazoo in my mouth properly, and I probably looked like I was going crazy. But when I got it and was making kazoo noises in a plague doctor mask you can bet your ass I found a new way to disappoint my parents

Your parents have felt disappointment but whilst imagining this scenario I’ve felt nothing but unfiltered joy.

channeling your inner corvid

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