nitramaraho:

names-are-hard-thanks-hellsite:

dormammuivecometobargain:

pastdueeverything:

blvckgeezus:

rainbowselfies:

buzzfeed:

buzzfeed:

crystalitesummerstar:

nitramaraho:

dailymarvelheroes:

get you a man who can do both

one of my patients came in for an emergency visit, because she snapped the wire on her retainer watching the movie when MBJ took his shirt off she clenched her teeth so fucking hard she snapped it. that is the fucking funniest shit ever to me this tiny 17 year old girl thirsting so goddamn hard she busted steel

Y'all, it gets better. She found out.

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We interviewed her, obviously.

update:

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Such a developing story.

I love this story

This was a wild ride from start to finish

I know I say this a lot, But this is one of the best things on this website

Sophia is currently doing great in college, and I still get about one kid a month in the office who asked if this really happened.

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