human beings are the funniest, if you gave a person a pile of alphabet magnets and two boxes labeled “even” and “odd” they’d start trying to sort the letters into the boxes immediately
human brain sees arbitrary categories and goes apeshit
Well yeah some letters are sharp and therefore even, you wouldnt call ‘O’ an even letter now would you
NO IT’S THE EXACT OPPOSITE??? AN O IS ROUND SO IT’S LIKE A NICE ROUND EVEN NUMBER??? ODDS ARE SHARP?????
?????
Even letters are square and jaggedy.
O is the opposite of square??
Look at a fucking O, you’re sliding all over the place with that round fuck. There’s nowhere to rest on an O, you can’t have a comfy sit on an O. It’s odd as fuck!
Even letters/numbers are resting places, look at T for example.
Now that’s a letter you can sit on, it’s got broad shoulders, its comfy, it knows not to take me to Applebee’s on a first date, there is room to have a seat and think with a T.
The alphabet could end on T and we would be fine, imagine the alphabet ending with O. Madness.
EVEN is sturdy. even is curvy. O is even. I dunno what you’re talking about, I bet you think math is a blue subject (it’s not, it’s red.)
OP’s theory is holding up well so far.
If we have even and odd letters, do we have Prime letters as well? Because I feel like Q is a Prime letter.
O is definitely even, as it looks like a 0. F and J and X and Z are also prime letters, along with Q.
I think B is also a solid candidate for a prime letter.
Even Letters:
AEFHIJKLMNRTVWXYZ
Odd Letters:
BCDGOPQSU
Prime Letters:
GQXZ
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