On a scale of 1 to 11, how likely is Scraps to bite if given unsolicited surprise boops?

Depends on the mood. If he’s snoozing and being relaxed, then about a 2. But, if it’s a serious-ish moment, and he’s frustrated, or you made fun of him, it’s a 12. 

If you’re cute, it also helps out, so keep that in mind.