macktheiceman:

teaboot:

Kid grabbing my arm in the store: How old are you?

Me: Five hundred and twelve. I watched the Hindenburg burn

Him: Did you see the titanic sink?

Me: No, it was in the middle of the ocean

Actually me to children

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