Heroes Shade: *sips coffee which flows out of his open ribcage onto the floor below. he slowly turns to the camera*
Heroes Shade: “I caused a genocide”
Heroes Shade: *catches a basketball from offscreen and tosses it elsewhere offscreen*
Heroes Shade: We subjugated the entirety of the gerudo race for the crimes of just three. Most of them were being mind controlled by the gerudo witches that raised their king who was but a puppet controlled by an ancient demons curse
Heroes Shade: *jumps onscreen and does a short fortnite dance*
Heroes Shade: I once obtained baby zoras that were kidnapped by pirates and I sold them to a shady pawn shop owner