normal-horoscopes:

normal-horoscopes:

normal-horoscopes:

normal-horoscopes:

normal-horoscopes:

normal-horoscopes:

normal-horoscopes:

[STRIKES MY WIZARD STAFF ON THE GROUND AND IMMEDEATELY DUCKS BEHIND A ROCK]

[THERES A FLASH OF LIGHT AND THE RITUAL CHAMBER IS COVERED IN SPAGHETTI]

[I OPEN MY GRIMOIRE AND MAKE ANOTHER TALLY UNDER THE COLUMN LABELLED “SPAGHETTI”]

[THE OTHER COLUMN IS MARKED “SUMERIAN HARVEST GOD” AND IS COMPLETELY BLANK]

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[I NOD GRAVELY REVERSE THE STAFF AND TRY AGAIN]

[ITS PESTO SAUCE THIS TIME]

[I START A NEW COLUMN IN THE GRIMOIRE]

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