[STRIKES MY WIZARD STAFF ON THE GROUND AND IMMEDEATELY DUCKS BEHIND A ROCK]
[THERES A FLASH OF LIGHT AND THE RITUAL CHAMBER IS COVERED IN SPAGHETTI]
[I OPEN MY GRIMOIRE AND MAKE ANOTHER TALLY UNDER THE COLUMN LABELLED “SPAGHETTI”]
[THE OTHER COLUMN IS MARKED “SUMERIAN HARVEST GOD” AND IS COMPLETELY BLANK]
[I NOD GRAVELY REVERSE THE STAFF AND TRY AGAIN]
[ITS PESTO SAUCE THIS TIME]
[I START A NEW COLUMN IN THE GRIMOIRE]
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Sounds like a translation issue. Double check that your ancient chant is correct, and especially be sure there aren’t any words in it that may have drifted over the aeons and intersected with another meaning, like “harvest god” slowly drifting into the word for “noodle” or “pasta” watrbottle liked this
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[STRIKES MY WIZARD STAFF ON THE GROUND AND IMMEDEATELY DUCKS BEHIND A ROCK]
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