chefpyro:

bass-borot:

chefpyro:

chefpyro:

chefpyro:

Why is sword like the standard fantasy weapon when you could just have a big axe or a mallet

Picture me as the valiant knight type and I face down the demon king but instead of doing 100 little bitchy sword slashes I just slam him in the face with a hammer like I’m playing monster hunter

Losers talkin about “parrying”. Psh. Good luck parrying a huge axe that chops your little sword in half

What about polearms, Emily?

What about em? Little stick. Chop.

good luck even getting close enough to chop me when i got a bow an some arrows

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