Why is sword like the standard fantasy weapon when you could just have a big axe or a mallet
Picture me as the valiant knight type and I face down the demon king but instead of doing 100 little bitchy sword slashes I just slam him in the face with a hammer like I’m playing monster hunter
Losers talkin about “parrying”. Psh. Good luck parrying a huge axe that chops your little sword in half
What about polearms, Emily?
What about em? Little stick. Chop.
good luck even getting close enough to chop me when i got a bow an some arrows
Arrows can be chopped.
Chopping the arrow will just result in being shot twice
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