demilypyro

Why is sword like the standard fantasy weapon when you could just have a big axe or a mallet

demilypyro

Picture me as the valiant knight type and I face down the demon king but instead of doing 100 little bitchy sword slashes I just slam him in the face with a hammer like I'm playing monster hunter

demilypyro

Losers talkin about “parrying”. Psh. Good luck parrying a huge axe that chops your little sword in half

bass-borot

What about polearms, Emily?

demilypyro

What about em? Little stick. Chop.

silver-tongues-blog

good luck even getting close enough to chop me when i got a bow an some arrows

demilypyro

Arrows can be chopped.

silver-tongues-blog

Chopping the arrow will just result in being shot twice