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I’M LOSING MY SHIT AT THESE REPLIES HOLY FUCK

a medallion that once per day can summon a single pigeon. Just a regular pigeon, not one thats trained or anything. They released it into a magical time warping labyrinth and now they hear its coos echo through the halls anytime they use it for fast travel. At a party in the faewild, everyone got drunk, the pigeon exited the dungon and ripped of some mane from a unicorn and later the players managed to get it to use as a material in making a god killing sword

  1. pinetreeparadoxx said: After fighting a boss, my DM said that there were magical crystallized body fragments of said boss on the ground. One of the players decided to turn it into a cursed dildo that he couldn’t get rid of. Well turns out for the final boss fight, he needed a magical blood transfusion and what did he have but a blood magic dildo. We all went fucking NUTS
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    I'M LOSING MY SHIT AT THESE REPLIES HOLY FUCK