me, a 1967 housewife and homemaker, preparing a pork roast for my three children and unappreciative businessman husband while Star Trek s02e01 “Amok Time” plays on my brand-new state-of-the-art color TV in the background, minding my own business, happening to glance up during the fight scene:
It would have been a pretty late dinner for kids. It its first run, Trek started 8:30pm, so the fight scene would have been at almost 9:30pm.
You really just gonna walk into this home and criticize my parenting? As if I don’t do enough for this family? Why did I ever marry you? You didn’t even thank me for the pork roast I worked on all evening IswearIdossomuchforyouandyounevertakethetimetoappreciateitI’msodamntiredallthetimemybackhurtsfromcookingporkroastjustletmerelaxandwatchsomefuckingstartrekyouasshole-
I can’t believe that we live in such a dystopia that people are reverting to roleplaying as 60′s housewives to cope. smh 2020 I expected better from you.
When I try to make a meme about watching the gay ass homoerotic fight scene from Star Trek but all people wanna do is psychoanalyze me, and also I burned the pot roast cause I was distracted by an argument with my husband
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