beetledrink

not to be insensitive but some of the salem witch trials were so funny bitches like “i saw her at the devils sacrament!!!” girl... what were YOU doing at the devils sacrament 👀

beetledrink

i have an “infinite monkeys at infinite typewriters” approach to my content in the hopes that someday ill have unknowingly recreated all the classics of literature in the form of inane dumbass posts. ive never read a book in my life and im not starting now