Silver Tongue

slugdge-boy:

whenthebirdsareheardagain:

Case in point: this dude

An elk with leafy branches adorning his antlers

Yes he got like that by being so hormonally addled that he tried to fight a tree. But try to tell me a forest god wouldn’t have big leafy antlers just like that if he were to take a physical form.

whenthebirdsareheardagain:

Yes deer are dumb panicky dinguses in real life, but sometimes a picture will capture one looking all majestic and we just… want to believe…

carpentergothic:

Extremely City white people are so fucking weird they see a pic of a deer and theyre like “its an Old God, tell me the wisdom of the trees Forest Lord … wow this is just like game of thrones” its a deer. Its a fucking stupid idiot animal it doesnt know shit

who says the old gods aren’t stupid animals who are so hormonally addled they’d try to fight a tree

Zeus was certainly hormonally addled

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