That and “adulting” . You’re 32 .

Because when we meet someone who has such a visceral reaction to harmless slang we know to stay away from them because they are going to be one of those annoyingly immature people who still hasn’t figured out that growing up and abandoning child like simplicity and joy is an artificial concept created to shame the masses into conformity.

no one is going to respect you anyway, you know, so you might as well sound stupid on purpose and have a little fun with it. 

I carry a bb8 backpack and I dress like I’m from the 70’s. No one has ever taken me seriously in my life.

also a lot of them are references to memes that existed before a lot of these kids were born.

We don’t stop having fun and joking around just because you think we’re too old for that. If your only experience with older people is with your unfun parents and uncles who only work and drink and make bigoted jokes then like, that sucks babe but thats also not my problem.

Also we’re tired and words is hard when you’re tired