im crying my mom was watching me play twilight princess and she got so mad when i found ooccoo
“what the fuck is that” “that is really scary why do you have that” “what the hell do you do with it” “oh my god”
“why does it have boobs”
update: i’m at the city in the sky right now and i don’t think i’ve ever seen my mother this upset
play skyward sword. let her see the loftwing. Point to it and say “those things become the boob chicken eventually”