Theres a thousand ways you could have described david bowie and that was NONE of them!
If you stripped John Watson of his dirty beach robe and separated the identical quadruplets who were unfortunate enough to have been stuck together in a horrific blend of the human centipede and voltron, you would have four men who didn’t exactly look like David Bowie, but whom those who knew him would find hauntingly familiar.
The DM described david bowie as “the rock guy… You know… from the 80s?”