silver-tongues-blog:

Impa: Kakariko used to be home to the shiekah but we were all wiped out with me the sole survivor. So I opened its gates for the public to take refuge in

Link: oh thats rough. Was it because of the hylian civil war?

Impa: No. its because we drank corpse water

Link: come again?

Impa: Yeah we sealed undead monstrosities under the well to rot for eternity. As a result we got sick constantly. I was spared because i spent most of my life tending to the princess and had clean water

Link: Well at least you destroyed the evils poisoning the well before opening it to the public, right?

Impa: …

Link: Right? You.. You did do that right? cmon you cant leave me hanging onthis one

Impa: OH hey do you hear that? I think zelda is calling me. I gotta go!