Silver Tongue

elodieunderglass:

lazywitchling:

lazywitchling:

lazywitchling:

I am apparently working on becoming a local cryptid at the store. Talents include:

  • Monitoring the changing of the seasons via mozzarella
  • Predicting the weather by picking up a piece of cheese and mysteriously saying “oh, the storm is gonna be bigger than we thought…” just before thunder
  • Mind reading, e.g. “Can you help me find a cheese? It’s called, uh… [starts fishing out shopping list]” “Gruyere?” “…yes O_o”
  • Mozzarella doubles in sales in the span of a week, right about when the first tomatoes show up
  • Cheese that I’ve wrapped in plastic will acquire condensation in a few seconds when it’s about to rain big time
  • “Gruyere” is always the cheese people want to show me on their list rather than try to pronounce it.
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That is the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me

Cheesewitching. I respect it.

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    I am apparently working on becoming a local cryptid at the store. Talents include: