elodieunderglass:

lazywitchling:

lazywitchling:

lazywitchling:

I am apparently working on becoming a local cryptid at the store. Talents include:

• Monitoring the changing of the seasons via mozzarella
• Predicting the weather by picking up a piece of cheese and mysteriously saying “oh, the storm is gonna be bigger than we thought…” just before thunder
• Mind reading, e.g. “Can you help me find a cheese? It’s called, uh… [starts fishing out shopping list]” “Gruyere?” “…yes O_o”

• Mozzarella doubles in sales in the span of a week, right about when the first tomatoes show up
• Cheese that I’ve wrapped in plastic will acquire condensation in a few seconds when it’s about to rain big time
• “Gruyere” is always the cheese people want to show me on their list rather than try to pronounce it.

That is the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me

Cheesewitching. I respect it.