necroticcoffee

Found important lore on tiktok of all places

woulddieforperrytheplatypus

OWCA deadass said “yo Heinz we’re sending a platypus to kick your ass. his name is Perry xoxo”

joemerl

I always assumed that it happened like this:

Perry: (crashes through window)

Doofenshmirz: A platypus?!

Perry: (puts on hat)

Doofenshmirz: A—platypus wearing a fedora?!

(Perry hands Doofenshmirtz a business card. Doofenshmirtz puts on his reading glasses.)

Doofenshmirz: (gasps) PERRY the Platypus!

woulddieforperrytheplatypus

I hate how in-character this is