*offers you an evil retirement plan and extremely good evil workplace benefits*
But do you offer evil dental?
Of course??
I said it was extremely good evil workplace benefits, and that is the bare minimum smh. All of my henchman have dental. If some “hero” comes in and punches one of your teeth out while you’re guarding my lair or any of its many nefarious secrets, I will ensure you get seen by one of the finest dentists money can buy
Excellent, I look forward to working with your evil team and being apart of your nefarious schemes and plots
Thank you. I’m overthrowing God
wait i thought you said you were evil? whats evil about that?
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