yourplayersaidwhat:

Context: We have a Tiefling Warlock that is usually played by people who only drop in for one or two sessions. I have him claimed on DnDBeyond so I can have a tab open of my own character and that one for the guest that joins us. This time no one stopped in so I played him and looked over his character sheet properly for the first time. The whole thing is OOC.

Me: So a proficiency in cooking utensils means he’s a good cook?

Friend 1: Not really, just because he knows how to use the utensils doesn’t mean the food he makes is good.

Me: But he can at least flip a pancake…

Friend 1: Yeah but the pancake is burnt.

Me: A burnt pancake doesn’t fucking flip.

Friend 2 shows us a gif: This is what a cooking utensils proficiency means!

Unfortunately, our DM didn’t agree with that interpretation.