apple:

5/10. gets the job done. jagged. sexual. kind of…too sexual. i still pledge loyalty tho bc i am emotionally dependent on my iphone

google:

9/10 also! this is cute and i like the stylized lil highlights and fade! ombre? its cuteeee

microsoft:

-1/10. disgusting. where is the charm? i dont like this. her lipliner is too fucking strong fuck this shit

samsung:

11/10 YES fuck YES the FADE the OPACITY all of this. debating buying a samsung phone now. the crinkles. the appeal. this is a beautiful woman. im going into credit card debt bc of her as we speak

whatsapp:

0/10. no. this is the mouth of my smoker grandma. i can taste the secondhand menthol already. fuck outta here

twitter:

0/10 also. lifeless. no weight. i feel like this is oil taken from the deathmask of some sad corpse. ugh. 

facebook:

no score. what the fuck is this? is this labia? engorged and infected rectum? what the fuck i hate this mark zuckerberg what the fuck fuck YOU man

joypixels:

this also makes me viscerally uncomfortable. like an uncanny valley of apple. the puckering sphincter is heart shaped. i hate this. no score

openmoji:

okay this? 8/10. this is cute. i like this. i support this. 

emojidex:

0/10. return of the smoker grandma. i dislike this.

messenger:

0/10. no!!!!

lg:

this is almost cute. but then it reminds me of uncooked sausage. 3/10. no.

htc:

0/10. might be cool as like, a logo for shampoo or an office or smth, but not a kiss. too generic.

mozilla:

1/10. sigh. the hole is jarring.

softbank:

what the fuck is this fleshlight shit. 0/10

docomo:

10/10. simple. elegant. refined. this is marilyn kissing her sweet ghostly spectres of the past goodnight. simple yet refreshing. a crisp reminder of dykehood.

au by kddi:

-3/10 what the fuck is this shit