anneuhken-deactivated20200828:
anneuhken-deactivated20200828:
anneuhken-deactivated20200828:
my kid has started to write stories and like, no lies, they’re funny as fuck
actual dialogue:
“to your battle stations, boys! it’s time to line up and see who’s tall enough for the roller coaster to hell!! some of us may not survive this, but the ones that do will get the ultimate reward…. paid.”
“here’s a penny for your thoughts, and a quarter to not tell me them”
B A B E
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