Tiamat: Are you trying to imply that we, the queen of the nine hells and mother of dragons, came here for nothing?

Bard with sass: pretty sure youre only queen of one of nine hells-

Monk immediately trying to get the bard to stop talking: LET HER FINISH!

DM: three of her heads look at [bard] and stare daggers. you know shes full of bullshit but she also has an ego so big it can only be contained in five head