truly-a-snitch:

araxoolie:

orchyd-electronica:

thalia-ambrose:

storm-hawke:

sleepymech:

joey-wheeler-official:

chefpyro:

chefpyro:

Blaming mundane things for my gender changing is so fucking funny

I guess this is what I get for running a red light

You forgot to remove the pickles from the burger huh?

Left the tuna fish salad out in the sun too long

Didn’t take the dirty laundry off the floor 

It’s cause you be on that phone.

What can I expect when I forget to leave the laundry in the wash

I wore socks with sandals once when I was like 10

no, i brought this upon myself. i sold some of my pokemon cards when i was 9, this is just karma.

This is what happens when you put tv volume at something that isnt divisible by 5

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