chefpyro

Blaming mundane things for my gender changing is so fucking funny

chefpyro

I guess this is what I get for running a red light

joey-wheeler-official

You forgot to remove the pickles from the burger huh?

sleepymech

Left the tuna fish salad out in the sun too long

storm-hawke

Didn't take the dirty laundry off the floor 

thalia-ambrose

It’s cause you be on that phone.

orchyd-electronica

What can I expect when I forget to leave the laundry in the wash

araxoolie

I wore socks with sandals once when I was like 10

truly-a-snitch

no, i brought this upon myself. i sold some of my pokemon cards when i was 9, this is just karma.

silver-tongues-blog

This is what happens when you put tv volume at something that isnt divisible by 5