I’m begging you

Put a reporter and early version of a newspaper in your dnd campaign

At the end of every mission/ordeal have the reporter interview the players as to what happened

After session on the campaign discord type up a hilariously uncharitable summary of the events that took place and start making falsehoods. And most importantly: spell a party member’s name wrong

“Local sea elf beats vandal and promises to kill again”

“Star cross lovers, gangsters come to tragic end at the hands of murderous vigilantes”