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I can’t fucking tolerate Australian “slang”

You fuckers do this with everything. You just cut words into thirds and add a random vowel. Slang is supposed to make language more economical, not make you sound like a British toddler. Do you call plumbers “plummos” and dock workers “dockies” christ now I’m giving you ideas.

callin the plummo over in the arvo to come give my pipes a squidgery-didge

I dated a girl from Australia when I was like 17 and this shit really did my tits in. Going over her house and talking to her family was torturous

Bold talk coming from someone who just said did my tits in

Actually @surfingnicaragua I take it back that’s sick

Reblogged 6 months ago from chefpyro (Originally from clownstrap)
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    I can't fucking tolerate Australian "slang"