the only drawback to not being friends with any cishet guys anymore is that i cant say shit like, ‘oh you mean star’s war? isn’t that what it’s called? it’s about the war for the stars?’ to get under their skin. like i have never seen a group more willing to believe you’re gullible than a bunch of straight cis stoner boys
pissed off a guy once by calling luigi ‘green mario’ because it was 2013, and it was a meme. he genuinely believed i thought they were the same person but with a different outfit so me and two other girls were like oh for sure, we’re going to ride this bit as far as we possibly can