gayarsonist:

gayarsonist:

gayarsonist:

yeah, “what if hannibal was a chill guy who didn’t commit a single crime but will thought he ate people anyway” is pretty funny but personally i think it’d be even funnier if he committed literally any crime EXCEPT cannibalism but was still a prime suspect in the serial cannibalistic murders sweeping across the states while his true offences remained undiscovered

will: it’s him, i know it’s him, i can SMELL the smoke on his clothes from the barbecue he used to roast the burger patties he made from his victims

hannibal, who just got back from burning down a building to dispose of the body and evidence after poisoning one of his dinner guests the night before, but not before looting the victim’s collection of expensive watches to sell to buy himself a new 3 piece gay bitch suit, now sitting at his desk calmly filing false claims on his taxes: and if you are wrong, will?

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he carries ice cream in his back pocket

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