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teaboot: “ masochist-incarnate: “ mysidehustleisanxiety: “I want the winners of Masterchef Junior to judge Masterchef. Like, HUMILIATE THE POMPOUS LOSER ADULTS, MY CHILDREN. DO IT. MAKE THEM FEEL STUPID. Adults deserve to feel like that once in a...

teaboot:

masochist-incarnate:

mysidehustleisanxiety:

I want the winners of Masterchef Junior to judge Masterchef. Like, HUMILIATE THE POMPOUS LOSER ADULTS, MY CHILDREN. DO IT. MAKE THEM FEEL STUPID. Adults deserve to feel like that once in a while

The kids criticism would probably be a lot more valuble as most adult judges judge on things other than “does this taste good” which is why cooking was invented i think

Yes My Meal Looks Like Hot Shit. But Does It Taste Good? Yes? Then Eat It In The Dark, Shitstick

also kids would say it looks like roadkill as a compliment.

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