loki, thinking they’ve sleezed their way out of another mess: oh ill totally bring those traitors back to you oh great powerful grandmaster

the grandmaster, knowing damn well that’s not going to happen: haha yeah

thor and loki, thousands of years old, think of themselves as gods: lmao check this out i’m going to totally fool this guy

the grandmaster, a literal immortal whose immortality is entirely dependent on not getting bored: oh my….i have been fooled…..i hope none of you overthrow my leadership on the way out…….

#apparently the Collector and Grandmaster are fuelled on their own will to live#so as long as they have a stupid purpose they’re good#the collector set himself an impossible task so he could keep busy#and the grandmaster creates drama via fidefortitude

This is literally so interesting??