cryptid-coalition:

hobbits were the peak of civilization in tolkien verse. jobs were Gardening, Stall At The Farmer’s Market, or Mailman. Shoes OFF, capris ON, 6 meals a day, high and fat as all shit. Names like Daddy Twofoot….why the fuck are we horny for elves

because girls cant handle someone under 5'9

Reblogged 6 months ago from rockboci (Originally from cryptid-coalition)
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