This puts the hotdog not in the sandwich category, but in the taco area.

I mean…

… they’re not wrong

That looks delicious. I want it.

It also suggests pizza is toast, and an apple pie is a calzone.

TACO SAUSAGE!

This suggests that cannelloni and burritos are sushi.

Open face sandwiches are toast you heard it here folks!

Behold, sushi.

Diogenes is rolling in his grave

Diogenes in his grave is a calzone