The answer is the 50 eagles and 10,000 rats. There’s no other answer. The sheer mass of rats would smother every other animal and the hunter can’t take out 50 eagles with a bolt action rifle.
WHAT is the question!
While I believe they’d win the fight, I’m not sure how successful they’d be protecting you which is the actual question
*seated atop my colossal rat mech with my eagle servitors circling my head in a winged halo* “sorry couldn’t hear you down there”
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I just want the song.
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So this is what happened to the eagle division! I hope they’re doing well :)
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