so you know how in the comics the kyoshi warriors become firelord zuko’s bodyguards?imagine if sokka crossdresses as one of kyoshi warriors again and begs suki to let him guard zuko.
Sokka: It’s not that I don’t trust you and the rest of the warriors!!
Sokka: I’m just a bit worried, that’s all.
Suki, knowing full well about Sokka’s crush on Zuko: Mhmm
Zuko: You know…you seem very familiar.
Sokka, sweating: R-really?
Zuko, squinting and sleep-deprived: Must be my imagination.
*during an ambassador meeting*
Zuko: Where’s Sokka?
Sokka, running in after wiping off his make-up: I’m here.
Zuko, looking around: Strange. I swear my new bodyguard was here just a second ago.
Sokka, running out: I just remembered. I gotta pee!!
Sokka, running back in with his Kyoshi Warrior outift on: Firelord Zu—
Zuko: Oh good, you’re here. Let’s just wait for Sokka to come back so I can introduce you two.
Sokka, internally: FUCK.
@unstable-dreamer-2000 don’t just leave this in the replies—
Sokka: Oh yeah. He totally is. He’s definitely single. Yup.
Zuko, narrowing his in suspicion: You’re not interested in him, right?
Ok but- during an assassination attempt
Bodyguard Sokka heroically saves Firelord Zuko:
Firelord Zuko, frantically: BODYGUARD PUT ME DOWN I MUST GO SAVE SOKKA!!
Bodyguard Sokka, who did not see this coming: “F U C K - ”
Bodyguard Sokka: Your highness. You can’t just go in his room and–
Firelord Zuko, opening the door to Sokka’s room to find it in a COMPLETE disarray: SOKKA’S BEEN KIDNAPPED
@insomniacfics I MEAN YOU’RE NOT WRONG
this is great and all but imagine zuko 100% aware of sokkas disguise and trying to set up a meeting between sokka and wang fire while his bodyguard is there.
“so mr fire, i’m sure my ally from the water tribe should be arriving soon. I think my bodyguard got lost in the palace again escorting him”