glumshoe:

curiousobsession101:

glumshoe:

draconym:

glumshoe:

hot take but I think it’s probably OK to eat your boyfriend if he’s in the final stage of his lifecycle and has fulfilled his reproductive obligation by fertilizing your eggs and is going to die soon anyway, if eating him provides you with necessary nourishment that you then use in producing the maximum number of healthy viable offspring

No!!! Just because your boyfriend is in the final stage of his lifecycle doesn’t mean he doesn’t have other life plans!!! If he hasn’t offered himself as a nuptial gift it’s entirely possible that he might mate again someday, so who are you to decide his reproductive goals are fulfilled!!! You need to obtain your boyfriend’s consent before you cannibalize him!!!!!

ladies if he doesn’t throw himself into your fangs after sex he just doesn’t care about you

OP is an Australian redback spider specifically.

stop doxxing me

Reblogged 5 months ago from rosexknight (Originally from glumshoe)
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