Silver Tongue

yeehawcowbi:

janothar:

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batmanrogues:

dc fandom has been redeemed by 99% of the fandom siding with riddler over joker

to be fair its kinda like being asked to choose between a delicious slice of cake and a kick in the crotch with ice skates

I bet even Batman likes Riddler. He gets the call that Riddler’s broken out of Arkham and is terrorizing the city, and he’s like “Oh, good. I get to give my mind a workout and keep Eddie from doing anything too stupid. I’ll bring the kids. They could use some critical thinking training.”

Ahh, the riddler. Just remember, in the Arkham games, he’s just “hey batman, I hid question marks. Can you find them?” And then just wandered off. No murder no mayhem. Just puzzles.

Joker: “hahhahhhehehehhhhhrhrghhghh I’m gonna do murder and make people die I’m a clown and I made Harley Quinn’s life hell hhehhhgheghegghghhhh”

The riddler: “hey Batman they just let me out on good behavior and I’ve been bored as all hell so come solve my riddles I got some spicy new ones I think you’ll like”

Riddler is better than Joker because he actually supplies riddles like his name suggests. Joker doesn’t have jokes. Jokes are funny.

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