oh, crime confession time? this isnt illegal, but it is very funny and my family hates me for it. context: my brother is 20, in the army, and has an 18 year old wife fresh out of high school, because he wanted an apartment and more benefits because army wife shit. he is a trump supporter. i am also 18, and a lesbian. bro gets booted from the army cause of asthma, divorces his wife, and moves back to florida. i made friends with his wife. i slept with his wife. anyway his wife is my wife now lol
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