Silver Tongue

carrionkid:

carrionkid:

I’ll caption this tiktok tomorrow but holy shit this has me in tears

“let’s see, carry out only, no dine in, okay, face masks required in restaurant, I got all that, no problem” *opens door* *laughs*

“y'all I’m scare- *laughs* "I’m scared”

“oh my GOD”

“um?”

*the person behind the counter shrieks* *the person filming starts laughing*

“would you– okay, alright, uhhh”

*the person behind the counter continues to scream* *the person filming keeps laughing hysterically*

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    I'll caption this tiktok tomorrow but holy shit this has me in tears