Silver Tongue

jabberwockypie:

mr-chatterboxs-column:

tawghasa:

dstroym:

You have to read this one - it keeps getting funnier and funnier as you continue through the story.

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 - the photo in the link image, where he looks comically grumpy about being photographed, was the one he himself provided

 - “he was trying to liven up the boredom of self-isolation with the four powerful neodymium magnets”

 - ““I accidentally invented a necklace that buzzes continuously unless you move your hand close to your face,” he said.”

 - “Before attending the hospital, Reardon attempted to use pliers to pull them out, but they became magnetised by the magnets inside his nose.”

 - ““My partner took me to the hospital that she works in because she wanted all her colleagues to laugh at me.””

I lost it at “Denies further magnets”

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