starswallowingsea:

guavabat:

[Transcription: Someone reacting to a cake decorating tiktok. The cake decorator will be identified as “Right” and the reactor as “Left”. 

Right: Hi guys here’s another cake decorating video and can I start off by saying can y’all like not be mean to me? Like–

Left, interrupting: Who being mean to you? Who?

Right: –People are always like people who say shit like “oh if you’re a creator and you make content you have to expect hate like you can’t get mad about it whatever” but like I’m sensitive y’all. You tell me my cakes look like shit yeah it’s gonna ruin my day

Left: Who said your cakes look like shit? Point ‘em out! Girl that cake look good! 

Right: That being said all y’all leaving comments I hope you know that I can’t tell if your comment is mean or nice so either way thanks. Uh but anyway I don’t really have a story to talk about today because my life is pretty fucking boring, but I put gas into my car for the first time last week–

Left: Good job! Good job!

Right: That literally happened a week ago, uhm, and that’s the most exciting thing I have to talk about. But it was cool like, it was scary I kept thinking I was gonna get blown up by the gas or something and like–

Left: I’m so glad you didn’t

Right: –make it blow up or i dunno it was scary but like it was a fun experience I guess.

Left: Gorgeous. Gorgeous. 

Right: Oh shit I’m out of time thanks for watching bye.

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